Whoops

WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?"
> > HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"
> >
> > WIFE: "Why not - don't you like being married?"
> > HUSBAND: "Of course I do."
> >
> > WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"
> > HUSBAND: "Okay, I'd get married again."
> >
> > WIFE: "You would? (with a hurtful look on her face)."
> > HUSBAND: (makes audible groan).
> >
> > WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"
> > HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"
> >
> > WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"
> > HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do."
> >
> > WIFE: "Would you play golf with her?"
> > HUSBAND: "I guess so."
> >
> > WIFE: "Would she use my golf clubs?"
> > HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed."
> >
> > WIFE: - - - silence - - -
> > HUSBAND: "Shit."