A Polish man moved to the USA and married an Americangirl. Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well until one day he rushed into a lawyer's office andasked him if he could arrange a divorce for him.The lawyer said that getting a divorce could depend on the circumstances, and asked him the followingquestions:Have you any grounds?
Yes, an acre and half and nice little home.
No, I mean what is the foundation of this case?It made of concrete.I don't think you understand. Does either of you have a real grudge? No, we have a carport, and not need one.I mean, what are your relations like?All my relations still in Poland .
Is there any infidelity in your marriage?We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player. Does your wife beat you up?
No, I am always up before her.Is your wife a nagger? No, she white.Why do you want this divorce? She is going to kill me.What makes you think that?I got proof.What kind of proof? She is going to poison me. She bought a bottle at drugstore and put on shelf in bathroom. I can read,and it says:
"Polish Remover" .
Monday, July 2, 2007
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