1. Your last name stays put
2. The garage is all yours
3. Wedding plans take care of themselves
4. Chocolate is just another snack.
5. You can be president
6. You can never be pregnant
7. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park
8. You can wear NO shirt to a water park
9. Car mechanics tell you the truth
10. The world is your urinal
11. You never have to drive to another gas station restoom because this one is just too icky
12. Same work, more pay
13. Wrinkles add character
14. Wedding dress $ 5,000 Tux rental- $100
15. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them
16. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
17. New shoes dont cut, blister or mangle your feet.
18. Phone conversations are over 30 seconds flat.
19. A 5 day vacation requires only one suitcase.
20. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
21. Three pairs of shoes is more than enough
22. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades
23. You only have to shave your face
24. You can wear shorts no matter how awful your legs look.
25. You can 'do' your nails with a pocket knife
26. You can play with toys all your life.
27 . You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.
No wonder men are happier..
